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‘Pointless Poems’ by James A. Tweedie

August 16, 2025
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Pointless Poems

Why do women shave their legs,
It seems unnecessary.
The question lingers, pleads and begs,
What’s wrong with being hairy?

“Water, water, everywhere
“And all the boards did shrink.”
Why did they shrink? Ask if I care?
I don’t! “What do you think?”

“Why did the chicken cross the road?”
“Did chick or egg come first?”
“The violinist bowed? Or bowed?”
Which question is the worst?

Why does a moth, drawn to a flame,
Burn off its wings and die?
Should God or Nature take the blame?
Is there some reason why?

I mowed the lawn, as to and fro,
Six hundred steps I toiled.
Why mow at all? Just let it grow!
Like golf, a good walk spoiled.

These questions are absurd, of course,
Profound as flat club soda.
The Dark Side of poetic Force,
“Your time why waste?” asks Yoda.

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James A. Tweedie is a retired pastor living in Long Beach, Washington. He has written and published six novels, one collection of short stories, and four collections of poetry including Sidekicks, Mostly Sonnets, and Laughing Matters, all with Dunecrest Press. His poems have been published nationally and internationally in both print and online media. He was honored with being chosen as the winner of the 2021 SCP International Poetry Competition.

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Comments 14

  1. Roy Eugene Peterson says:
    1 year ago

    Lessons may be learned from the dark side of the moon. We should try to see them, but we give up too soon. I enjoyed your humor intrinsic to your poem.

    Reply
    • Margaret Coats says:
      1 year ago

      Enjoyed your rhyming comment, Roy.

      Reply
      • Roy Eugene Peterson says:
        1 year ago

        Bless you, Margaret!

        Reply
  2. Margaret Coats says:
    1 year ago

    And James, do you really have and use one of those pestiferous pedometers? Take another swing at golf!

    Reply
    • James A. Tweedie says:
      1 year ago

      My iPhone does the counting. As for golf, with arthritis and six aging, artificial joints in my fingers, I can no longer hold a club. Alas!

      Reply
  3. Adam Sedia says:
    1 year ago

    A nice collection of idle thoughts, with a comic ending to put a nice cap on it, but I do find something poetically tragic about the moth.

    Reply
    • James A. Tweedie says:
      1 year ago

      Adam,

      Your empathy is admirable.

      Reply
  4. Paul Freeman says:
    1 year ago

    Enjoyable they were.

    Reply
    • James A. Tweedie says:
      1 year ago

      Glad I am.

      Reply
  5. jd says:
    1 year ago

    Enjoyed, James, with my favorite line being,
    “Profound as flat club soda”.

    Reply
  6. Scharlie Meeuws says:
    1 year ago

    In spite of many pointless things in poetry. You made your point, James! We learn to reflect about absurdity and amuse ourselves with it. And it makes us smiley and happy…..a good point?
    By the way, leg shaving for women was once unheard of in Germany….until the American “way of life” took over…..

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  7. James Sale says:
    1 year ago

    Very, very good James, especially that last line where the absurd speech pattern of Yoda is just brilliantly taken off! Love it.

    Reply
  8. Theresa Werba says:
    1 year ago

    Jim, I have always admired your unique sense of humor! Very much enjoyed your poem I did!

    Reply
  9. Cynthia L Erlandson says:
    1 year ago

    So very fun and smile-producing! Thank you, James! In my view, leg-shaving for women is a sign of civilization. (And my husband would agree.). Maybe it’s because it provides another way of differentiating between women and men? (though I admit that it shouldn’t be necessary. . .)

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