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‘A Colossal Event of Avoidance’: A Poem by Warren Bonham

November 19, 2024
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A Colossal Event of Avoidance

“This is a colossal event of avoidance not just in the state of Florida,
but you will find avoidance in the Carolinas.”
—Marn’i Washington, FEMA Supervisor, November 11, 2024

A colossal event of avoidance occurred
when a storm came and went causing damage unheard
of with homes and possessions completely destroyed,
and with carnage still fresh, FEMA entered the void
to parade through the wreckage and give out a crumb,
they gave victims a check of de minimus sum,
but they also were wise, and did not take a chance
when a name they despise such as Trump or like Vance
could be seen on a sign since they knew right away
a Hitlerian shrine built by his protégé
was inside and its owner deserved what he got
reaping as he had sown, ending broke and distraught.

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Warren Bonham is a private equity investor who lives in Southlake, Texas.

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Comments 18

  1. Brian A. Yapko says:
    1 year ago

    What FEMA did in Florida (and elsewhere no doubt) by choosing to punish Americans suffering from the effects of natural disasters by withholding benefits simply because they had the audacity to display a “Trump for President” sign is one of the most depraved things I’ve yet heard done by our conscienceless liberal overlords. And that’s saying something! I hope everyone involved in this evil policy decision and its implementation gets jail time. And I hope those poor suffering storm victims get the assistance they need. Thank you, Warren, for shining a spotlight on this politically-motivated retaliatory conduct with your very fine poem.

    Reply
    • Warren Bonham says:
      1 year ago

      Like you, I have trouble believing this was isolated just to Florida, or even that it is isolated just within FEMA. Washington isn’t very big on accountability, but hopefully things will change early next year.

      Reply
  2. Joseph S. Salemi says:
    1 year ago

    What FEMA did is perfectly in line with the standard practice of the old Soviet Union. In Communist Russia persons who were considered “class enemies” (the bourgeoisie, practicing Christians, members of the nobility, non-leftist teachers and intellectuals, and any ideological deviationists from the Communist Party Line) received no governmental assistance, or any of the normal rights of citizens. Entire groups of people like the kulaks and the Ukrainian farmers were deliberately starved to death, or exiled to slave labor camps. The Soviets even had a phrase for such action — it was called “social prophylaxis.” This meant the protection of Marxist society from the disease of internal enemies or dissenters.

    We in America have just escaped the specter of that happening here. Every left-liberal would be perfectly happy to persecute and eventually exterminate every American who opposes the left-liberal agenda. They see it as the morally correct thing to do.

    Reply
    • Warren Bonham says:
      1 year ago

      I’ve never heard the phrase “social prophylaxis” before, but it seems to fit very well. The FEMA Administrator was on Capitol Hill yesterday using the time-tested tactic of stonewalling and distracting in the hope that this will soon be forgotten. This time, it may actually end differently.

      Reply
  3. Mary Gardner says:
    1 year ago

    Warren, FEMA’s action was reprehensible, and I am glad to see you airing it in this poem.
    The meter and rhyme are exact. It was only on the second reading that I noticed the skillful internal rhyming.

    Reply
    • Warren Bonham says:
      1 year ago

      I’m glad you noticed the internal rhyme. I was hoping that throwing that extra rhyme in wouldn’t come across as too contrived.

      Reply
  4. Roy Eugene Peterson says:
    1 year ago

    Speaking of telling the truth! You did it in spades as we have learned the vile actions of the FEMA representatives! This is a timely poem of prejudice at the highest levels of government. Thank you for your exposition!

    Reply
    • Warren Bonham says:
      1 year ago

      We’re chipping away. As long as we don’t give up, we’ll have a collective impact.

      Reply
  5. Cheryl A Corey says:
    1 year ago

    Great poem, Warren. Love the rhyme of “crumb” with “de minimus sum”.

    Reply
    • Warren Bonham says:
      1 year ago

      Even Harris supporters will find that the crumb doesn’t go very far.

      Reply
  6. Margaret Coats says:
    1 year ago

    Warren, you are a natural. To come up with this perceptive poem of the moment, in perfect anapestic meter with perfectly placed internal rhyme, precisely when it needs to be heard, is marvelous. I hope Trump will invite representative sufferers to the White House, or maybe visit some in Florida before he moves–though this would be mocked as purely political. I think you have written a relevant poem on “not being political.”

    Reply
    • Warren Bonham says:
      1 year ago

      Thanks! The quote by Marn’i Washington hit me right away as a great anapestic phrase. She may not be well-suited for FEMA, but she’s a natural poet. I agree 100% that Trump can shine a real spotlight on this situation by spending some time with those who were passed over by FEMA.

      Reply
  7. Paul A. Freeman says:
    1 year ago

    The withholding of aid is indeed reprehensible. As I recall during and after Katrina, the lack and slow arrival of aid was largely due to incompetence. However, deliberate withholding of aid seems to be becoming a political tool. Just note Trump’s threats not to help California during the wildfire season some years back, which he has reiterated recently.

    Reply
    • Warren Bonham says:
      1 year ago

      The aid definitely needs to be available to all of those in need. I can’t think of any carve-outs that would ever be acceptable.

      Reply
  8. Russel Winick says:
    1 year ago

    Great poem Warren. The behavior is undoubtedly criminal, and should result in jail time for at least its designers.

    Reply
    • Warren Bonham says:
      1 year ago

      I wish I had confidence that there will be accountability but the track record is not very good. Until there is accountability, this sort of thing will continue (and escalate).

      Reply
  9. Adam Wasem says:
    1 year ago

    A nicely acid satire, in my favorite kind of deadpan style. Most galling about the situation is that apparently virtually all of FEMA’s budget was already spent housing and feeding the twenty million illegals Biden invited in, leading to the pittance FEMA offered to those who lost everything, and likely a contributing factor to the “selectiveness” you referred to in this poem. Sickening, as usual, from the Biden regime. I’ve reached the point where I don’t even want to know any more about the regime’s behavior just because I’m so tired of constantly being outraged and disgusted, so kudos to you for having, literally, the stomach to address it.

    Reply
    • Warren Bonham says:
      1 year ago

      The rot runs deep. I hope the new crop of leaders has the strength and stomach to truly take it on and tame the beast.

      Reply

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