• Submit Poetry
  • Support SCP
  • About Us
  • Members
  • Join
Friday, January 9, 2026
Society of Classical Poets
  • Poems
    • Beauty
    • Culture
    • Satire
    • Humor
    • Children’s
    • Art
    • Ekphrastic
    • Epic
    • Epigrams and Proverbs
    • Human Rights in China
    • Music
    • Performing Arts
    • Riddles
    • Science
    • Song Lyrics
    • The Environment
    • The Raven
    • Found Poems
    • High School Poets
    • Terrorism
    • Covid-19
  • Poetry Forms
    • Sonnet
    • Haiku
    • Limerick
    • Villanelle
    • Rondeau
    • Pantoum
    • Sestina
    • Triolet
    • Acrostic
    • Alexandroid
    • Alliterative
    • Blank Verse
    • Chant Royal
    • Clerihew
    • Rhupunt
    • Rondeau Redoublé
    • Rondel
    • Rubaiyat
    • Sapphic Verse
    • Shape Poems
    • Terza Rima
  • Great Poets
    • Geoffrey Chaucer
    • Emily Dickinson
    • Homer
    • Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
    • Dante Alighieri
    • John Keats
    • John Milton
    • Edgar Allan Poe
    • William Shakespeare
    • William Wordsworth
    • William Blake
    • Robert Frost
  • Love Poems
  • Contests
  • SCP Academy
    • Educational
    • Teaching Classical Poetry—A Guide for Educators
    • Poetry Forms
    • The SCP Journal
    • Books
No Result
View All Result
Society of Classical Poets
  • Poems
    • Beauty
    • Culture
    • Satire
    • Humor
    • Children’s
    • Art
    • Ekphrastic
    • Epic
    • Epigrams and Proverbs
    • Human Rights in China
    • Music
    • Performing Arts
    • Riddles
    • Science
    • Song Lyrics
    • The Environment
    • The Raven
    • Found Poems
    • High School Poets
    • Terrorism
    • Covid-19
  • Poetry Forms
    • Sonnet
    • Haiku
    • Limerick
    • Villanelle
    • Rondeau
    • Pantoum
    • Sestina
    • Triolet
    • Acrostic
    • Alexandroid
    • Alliterative
    • Blank Verse
    • Chant Royal
    • Clerihew
    • Rhupunt
    • Rondeau Redoublé
    • Rondel
    • Rubaiyat
    • Sapphic Verse
    • Shape Poems
    • Terza Rima
  • Great Poets
    • Geoffrey Chaucer
    • Emily Dickinson
    • Homer
    • Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
    • Dante Alighieri
    • John Keats
    • John Milton
    • Edgar Allan Poe
    • William Shakespeare
    • William Wordsworth
    • William Blake
    • Robert Frost
  • Love Poems
  • Contests
  • SCP Academy
    • Educational
    • Teaching Classical Poetry—A Guide for Educators
    • Poetry Forms
    • The SCP Journal
    • Books
No Result
View All Result
Society of Classical Poets
No Result
View All Result
Home Poetry Humor

‘After Putting a Poetry Anthology in a Blender’: A Poem by Tony Peyser

October 13, 2025
in Humor, Poetry
A A
22
"The Poor Poet" by Carl Spitzweg

"The Poor Poet" by Carl Spitzweg

 

After Putting a Poetry
Anthology in a Blender

I have been one acquainted with the night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

No man is an island, entire of itself.
I celebrate myself, and sing myself.

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold.
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.

If you can meet with triumph and disaster,
The art of losing isn’t hard to master.

Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind.
To err is human; to forgive, divine.

To see a world in a grain of sand.
I met a traveler from an antique land.

About suffering they were never wrong.
If music be the food of love, play on.

In Flanders Fields, the poppies blow.
I learn by going where I have to go.

 

 

Tony Peyser’s poems are regularly in Lighten Up Online, the British journal of comic verse. In 2024, he was a semifinalist in the Philadelphia Stories’ National Prize in Poetry and was also long-listed for the 2024 Kingfisher Poetry Prize. In 2025, he was a finalist in New Millennium’s “America, One Year From Now” contest and received a special mention in the 2025 Whispering Wisdom competition. He lived in Altadena, CA until losing his home in the 2025 Eaton Canyon Fire and has since moved to Whitehouse Station, New Jersey.

ShareTweetPin
The Society of Classical Poets does not endorse any views expressed in individual poems or commentary.
Read Our Comments Policy Here
Next Post
‘Revisiting Antietam’: A Poem by Christopher Fried

'Revisiting Antietam': A Poem by Christopher Fried

‘Song of Conquest’: A Poem by Scott Kass

'Song of Conquest': A Poem by Scott Kass

‘Sedona, Arizona’: A Poem by Margaret Brinton

'Sedona, Arizona': A Poem by Margaret Brinton

Comments 22

  1. JARED CARTER says:
    3 months ago

    An entertainng and rewarding poem. Thank you, Tony! I suspect more poems should be put in blenders.

    Reply
  2. Paul Freeman says:
    3 months ago

    A fun poem to lighten up a blue Monday. Glad to see that in the face of adversity you can still see the funny side of life – I’m a Lighten Upper, too.

    Reply
  3. Roy Eugene Peterson says:
    3 months ago

    Tony, you indeed put some familiar phrases into the blender and amplified the results. After reading your bio, I felt the final line of learning where you have to go was a reflection of your own move from California to New Jersey.

    Reply
  4. Joseph S. Salemi says:
    3 months ago

    A poem like this used to be be called a “cento,” or a patched quilt of various lines from other poets. This one is a real mix!

    Reply
    • Tony Peyser says:
      3 months ago

      A poet pen pal in England told me what a cento was, clearing guessing I didn’t have a clue. I’m just as impressed you knew it as well, Joseph.

      Reply
  5. Susan Jarvis Bryant says:
    3 months ago

    I just love this clever and highly entertaining poem. The pairings are delightful, especially: “Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold. / I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.” which had me laughing out loud with the image it conjured. It makes me want to reach for a peach and dare to eat it for lunch. Thank you!

    Reply
    • Tony Peyser says:
      3 months ago

      I may just go get a peach at my local store and join you, Susan.

      Reply
  6. Margaret Coats says:
    3 months ago

    Love the contrast between Donne and Whitman–or should we say England and America? Altadena used to be a pleasant village under the oaks, even if closely packed recently. I know nothing of Whitehouse Station, but see that it has a small population. Hope you’ve found an island for yourself within a village community!

    Reply
    • Tony Peyser says:
      3 months ago

      I hope the word “pleasant” will someday apply again to Altadena. Especially sad since in recent years it was really blossoming. Whitehouse is much smaller but front lawns are oddly massive.
      Quite a change but rather charming. As are lots of deer as neighbors.

      Reply
      • Margaret Coats says:
        3 months ago

        I tried to volunteer in the effort to save art tiles from houses that had lost everything except the fireplace. They could have been one of a few pleasant touches to survive, but in the extremely limited time before demolition, there was desperate need only for professional plasterers. I’m glad, though, there were plenty of careful packers for the project to benefit whole neighborhoods.

        Reply
  7. JOSHUA D OLSON says:
    3 months ago

    This is such a great idea! Thanks for putting a smile on my face. I agree with Jared Carter that we need more anthologies put into blenders. I especially love: “Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold.
    I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.” I love Prufrock’s puncturing of Yeat’s grandiosity. Very enjoyable!

    Reply
    • Tony Peyser says:
      3 months ago

      A chicken in every pot.
      A car in every garage.
      A poetry anthology in every blender.

      (That about covers it.)

      Reply
  8. Cynthia L Erlandson says:
    3 months ago

    I’m laughing out loud at this cleverness! Like Margaret, I love the ironic contrast between Donne and Whitman. Also, the grain of sand paired with Ozymandius’ antique land. Excellently done!

    Reply
  9. Tony Peyser says:
    3 months ago

    Cynthia, what can I say?

    I had good material to work with.

    Actually … the best.

    Reply
  10. Penny Peyser says:
    3 months ago

    So great, Tony!

    Reply
  11. Mike Bryant says:
    3 months ago

    I recognized many, but not all, these wonderful lines. So I ran it through Perplexity to identify them. Tell me if they’re all correct:

    “I have been one acquainted with the night.” — “Acquainted with the Night” by Robert Frost

    “Rage, rage against the dying of the light.” — “Do not go gentle into that good night” by Dylan Thomas

    “No man is an island, entire of itself.” — Meditation XVII by John Donne

    “I celebrate myself, and sing myself.” — “Song of Myself” by Walt Whitman

    “Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold.” — “The Second Coming” by W. B. Yeats

    “I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.” — “The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock” by T. S. Eliot

    “If you can meet with triumph and disaster,” — “If—” by Rudyard Kipling

    “The art of losing isn’t hard to master.” — “One Art” by Elizabeth Bishop

    “Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind.” — “Eloisa to Abelard” by Alexander Pope

    “To err is human; to forgive, divine.” — “An Essay on Criticism” by Alexander Pope

    “To see a world in a grain of sand.” — “Auguries of Innocence” by William Blake

    “I met a traveler from an antique land.” — “Ozymandias” by Percy Bysshe Shelley

    “About suffering they were never wrong.” — “Musée des Beaux Arts” by W. H. Auden

    “If music be the food of love, play on.” — Twelfth Night, Act I Scene 1 by William Shakespeare

    “In Flanders fields, the poppies blow.” — “In Flanders Fields” by John McCrae

    “I learn by going where I have to go.” — “The Waking” by Theodore Roethke

    I know this couldn’t have been easy… really great job!

    Reply
    • Tony Peyser says:
      3 months ago

      Thanks, Mike. This was tricky to do. I knew I could find great lines that rhymed but they also had to make sense. Dorothy Parker said poems needed truth in them or else they were just “calisthenics with words.”

      Reply
  12. Paulette Calasibetta says:
    3 months ago

    Oh how clever! I enjoyed trying to recognize each line; I must admit the challenge has me busy.

    Reply
  13. Cheryl Corey says:
    3 months ago

    Very clever pairings, Tony; and I appreciate Mike’s citations for the lines.

    Reply
    • Tony Peyser says:
      3 months ago

      Full disclosure, Cheryl: I didn’t realize I’d used
      an Alexander Pope poem, let alone two.

      Reply
  14. Mary Gardner says:
    3 months ago

    What fun! There is more going on here than meets the eye. Assembling and deftly pairing the snippets must have taken a lot of work.

    Reply
  15. David Whippman says:
    3 months ago

    Thanks for this novel and entertaining poem.

    Reply

Leave a Reply Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

  1. Adam Sedia on Two Sonnets by Nino Martoglio, Translated by Joseph S. SalemiJanuary 9, 2026

    I am excited to see these. They are beautiful works by a lesser-known poet (certainly not one encountered in Italian…

  2. Joseph S. Salemi on Two Sonnets by Nino Martoglio, Translated by Joseph S. SalemiJanuary 9, 2026

    Thanks, Brian -- I'm very pleased that you like the work. The first non-English poetry I ever came in contact…

  3. Paul A. Freeman on ‘The Measure of a Woman (or a Man)’ and Other Poetry by Paul A. FreemanJanuary 9, 2026

    Thanks, Warren. I'm glad 'The Measure' is getting a positive reaction. As I mentioned above, it was one of those…

  4. Paul A. Freeman on ‘The Measure of a Woman (or a Man)’ and Other Poetry by Paul A. FreemanJanuary 9, 2026

    By using 'pitt-er', the syllables split and on different lines, I was hoping to get the effect of the type…

  5. Paul A. Freeman on ‘The Measure of a Woman (or a Man)’ and Other Poetry by Paul A. FreemanJanuary 9, 2026

    Thanks, Russell. 'The Measure' was written to a prompt and I was pleasantly pleased with the result. If only that…

Receive Poems in Your Email

Enter your email address to subscribe to this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Join 1,620 other subscribers
Facebook Twitter Youtube

Recent Poems

  • ‘The Measure of a Woman (or a Man)’ and Other Poetry by Paul A. Freeman
  • ‘Encounter with My Dead Father’: A Poem by Scharlie Meeuws
  • Two Sonnets by Nino Martoglio, Translated by Joseph S. Salemi
  • ‘Wall of Ice’ and Other Poetry by James Bontrager
  • ‘King of Poets’: A Poem by Margaret Coats
  • ‘Watercolors’: A Poem by Susan Steele Rives
  • ‘Art and Nature’ and Other Poetry by C.B. Anderson
  • ‘Star of Wonder’: A Poem by James A. Tweedie
  • ‘Yeonmi Park’s Advice to Americans’: A Poem by Warren Bonham
  • ‘Caravaggio’: A Poem by Lisa J. Roberts
  • ‘Refrigerator Bird’ and Other Poetry by Armaan Fatteh-Patil
  • ‘The Oak Trees’: A Poem by Bhikkhu Nyanasobhano
  • ‘A Cardinal on a Snowy Day’: A Poem by Rob Fried
  • Poets Susan Jarvis Bryant and James Sale Respond to Mamdani’s Swearing In as NYC Mayor
  • ‘Single Room Cigarette, 17th Floor Yale Club of Manhattan’: A Poem by Alec Ream
  • ‘Legacy of Light’: A Poem by Martin Briggs
  • ‘The Swarm’ and Other Poetry by Cheryl Corey
  • ‘Lament of a Poet Falsely Accused of Using AI’ and Other Poetry by Paul Buchheit
  • ‘A Gift from the South’: A Poem by Julian Woodruff
  • ‘New Year’s Peeve’: A Poem by Susan Jarvis Bryant
  • ‘Homage to Brigitte Bardot’: A Poem by Joseph S. Salemi
  • ‘Dearth of Emotional Intelligence’ and Other Poems by Russel Winick
  • ‘Fireflies’: A Poem by Mark Stellinga
  • ‘Real Poetry’: A Poem by Eric v.d. Luft
  • ‘Flaws’: A Poem by Joshua Thomas
  • Two Final Poems by Sally Cook
  • ‘Twelve Labors More, Part I’: A Poem by Evan Mantyk
  • ‘A Perfect Match is Found’: A Poem by Roy E. Peterson
  • ‘The Seven Crossings’: A Poem by Ulysses Arlen
  • ‘An Open Book’ and Other Poetry by David McMahon

Categories

  • Acrostic
  • Alexandroid
  • Alliterative
  • Art
  • Best Poems
  • Blank Verse
  • Chant Royal
  • Classical Poets Live
  • Clerihew
  • Covid-19
  • Deconstructing Communism
  • Educational
  • Epic
  • Epigrams and Proverbs
  • Essays
    • Interviews with Poets
    • Poetry Reviews
  • Featured
  • From the Society
  • Great Poets
    • Dante Alighieri
    • Edgar Allan Poe
    • Emily Dickinson
    • Geoffrey Chaucer
    • Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
    • Homer
    • John Keats
    • John Milton
    • Robert Frost
    • William Blake
    • William Shakespeare
    • William Wordsworth
  • Human Rights in China
  • Limerick
  • Love Poems
  • Music
  • Pantoum
  • Performing Arts
  • Poetry
    • Beauty
    • Children's Poems
    • Culture
    • Ekphrastic
    • Found Poems
    • High School Poets
    • Humor
    • Riddles
  • Poetry Challenge
  • Poetry Contests
  • Poetry Forms
    • Haiku
  • Poetry Readings
  • Rhupunt
  • Rondeau
  • Rondeau Redoublé
  • Rondel
  • Rubaiyat
  • Sapphic Verse
  • Satire
  • Science
  • Sestina
  • Shape Poems
  • Short Stories
  • Song Lyrics
  • Sonnet
  • Symposium
  • Terrorism
  • Terza Rima
  • The Environment
  • Translation
  • Triolet
  • Video
  • Villanelle

Quick Links

  • About Us
  • Submit Poetry
  • Become a Member
  • Members List
  • Support the Society
  • Advertisement Placement
  • Comments Policy
  • Terms of Use

Welcome Back!

Login to your account below

Forgotten Password?

Retrieve your password

Please enter your username or email address to reset your password.

Log In
No Result
View All Result
  • Poems
    • Beauty
    • Culture
    • Satire
    • Humor
    • Children’s
    • Art
    • Ekphrastic
    • Epic
    • Epigrams and Proverbs
    • Human Rights in China
    • Music
    • Performing Arts
    • Riddles
    • Science
    • Song Lyrics
    • The Environment
    • The Raven
    • Found Poems
    • High School Poets
    • Terrorism
    • Covid-19
  • Poetry Forms
    • Sonnet
    • Haiku
    • Limerick
    • Villanelle
    • Rondeau
    • Pantoum
    • Sestina
    • Triolet
    • Acrostic
    • Alexandroid
    • Alliterative
    • Blank Verse
    • Chant Royal
    • Clerihew
    • Rhupunt
    • Rondeau Redoublé
    • Rondel
    • Rubaiyat
    • Sapphic Verse
    • Shape Poems
    • Terza Rima
  • Great Poets
    • Geoffrey Chaucer
    • Emily Dickinson
    • Homer
    • Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
    • Dante Alighieri
    • John Keats
    • John Milton
    • Edgar Allan Poe
    • William Shakespeare
    • William Wordsworth
    • William Blake
    • Robert Frost
  • Love Poems
  • Contests
  • SCP Academy
    • Educational
    • Teaching Classical Poetry—A Guide for Educators
    • Poetry Forms
    • The SCP Journal
    • Books

© 2025 SCP. WebDesign by CODEC Prime.

This website uses cookies. By continuing to use this website you are giving consent to cookies being used. Visit our Privacy and Cookie Policy.