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‘Labyrinthine Bag’ and Other Poetry by Wael Almahdi

September 27, 2023
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Labyrinthine Bag

My wife, bless her heart, went and bought me a bag
with tons of compartments, and pouches, and pockets.
But searching for stuff is a chore and a drag
it takes me forever to locate my dockets.
I don’t mean to whine, and I do hate to rag:
my suffering eyes want to vacate their sockets.

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Little Egos

Little kids need little egos
To be fed and given love.

Icky grown-ups with big egos
Need a smite from high above.

When a kid says “see my drawing!”
Though it sucks, I’ll aah and ooh;

But with grown-ups, there’s no hawing—
I’ll just say “your work is poo.”

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Wael Almahdi is a poet based in Bahrain. His work has been published or is forthcoming in ArabLit Quarterly, Snakeskin, The Knight Letter, Blue Minaret, and the Journal for Higher Criticism. 

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Comments 18

  1. Roy Eugene Peterson says:
    2 years ago

    Two very cute poems. If a man bag has as many compartments as a woman’s bag, heaven help him.

    Reply
    • WAEL Almahdi says:
      2 years ago

      Tell me about it

      Reply
  2. Cynthia Erlandson says:
    2 years ago

    Lots of fun!

    Reply
    • WAEL Almahdi says:
      2 years ago

      Thank you Cynthia

      Reply
  3. Paul Freeman says:
    2 years ago

    Your poems are not poo, Wa’el.

    Thanks for the reads.

    Reply
    • WAEL Almahdi says:
      2 years ago

      That’s reassuring

      Reply
  4. Rohini says:
    2 years ago

    Both delightful!
    I have a labyrinthine bag
    Searching through it is a drag
    But indeed I must confess
    Although it is a total mess
    I love it with all my heart
    And with it, I would never part.

    Reply
    • WAEL Almahdi says:
      2 years ago

      Amazing, Rohini!

      Reply
  5. Margaret Coats says:
    2 years ago

    Feel-good poems, Wael! And thanks for inspiring Rohini to make another.

    Reply
    • WAEL Almahdi says:
      2 years ago

      Thank you Margaret

      Reply
  6. Margaret Coats says:
    2 years ago

    Heigh-ho, ho-heigh, lay-dell delay.

    Reply
  7. Margaret Coats says:
    2 years ago

    Third attempt to leave a favorable comment in your bag, Wael! How many compartments does this labyrinth have?

    Reply
    • The Society says:
      2 years ago

      My apologies, Wael and Margaret, we are experiencing some kind of cyber attack that is messing with our comment feature.

      -Evan

      Reply
      • Joshua C. Frank says:
        2 years ago

        How awful! Leftist hackers have caused quite a bit of damage elsewhere. The Catholic platform from my poem “Poetic Influence” hasn’t worked in over a year, and I suspect a cyber attack.

        Reply
    • WAEL Almahdi says:
      2 years ago

      I appreciate your support

      Reply
  8. Susan Jarvis Bryant says:
    2 years ago

    Wael, I have thoroughly enjoyed these two sunshine poems that have me nodding with recognition at your highly amusing poetic observations… they’re a warm ray of joy on a rainy Texas morning!

    Reply
  9. Joshua C. Frank says:
    2 years ago

    Both of these poems put a smile on my face. Well done!

    Reply
  10. C.B. Anderson says:
    2 years ago

    Light but taut, Wael. I think you have a future here.

    Reply

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