She asked, “Is the train on time, Mac?”
He replied, “No, luv! It’s on the track!”
Teacher, “And what is bedrock, Fred?”
Reply, “It’s rock music played on a bed.”
What happens if rain lands on deer?
Reply, “Then you will get reindeer!”
And tell me then why hoots the owl?
Because it cannot actually howl.
Where did you get that accent, Emily?
At the market: “Buy 1, Get 1 Free!”
R.G. Kaimal is a write living in Bangalore, India.
Lovely poetry Gigi - beautifully sustained and controlled, and has that wonderful 'ring' of truth about it.
Dear Theresa Thank you so much for your kind comments. I'm so pleased that you enjoy my poem. It was…
Gigi, you have made beautiful use of the villanelle and the sonnet to get a much-needed message on the Truth…
Thank you, Margaret. You are absolutely correct: sweeping aside all the misconceptions about Chinese poetry requires a "back to basics"…
Thank you! It was my goal to clear things up, just as they were cleared up for me when I…
Very witty and very funny!
Loved it!
Joe
Made me smile. Thank you.