• Submit Poetry
  • Support SCP
  • About Us
  • Members
  • Join
Tuesday, October 14, 2025
Society of Classical Poets
  • Poems
    • Beauty
    • Culture
    • Satire
    • Humor
    • Children’s
    • Art
    • Ekphrastic
    • Epic
    • Epigrams and Proverbs
    • Human Rights in China
    • Music
    • Performing Arts
    • Riddles
    • Science
    • Song Lyrics
    • The Environment
    • The Raven
    • Found Poems
    • High School Poets
    • Terrorism
    • Covid-19
  • Poetry Forms
    • Sonnet
    • Haiku
    • Limerick
    • Villanelle
    • Rondeau
    • Pantoum
    • Sestina
    • Triolet
    • Acrostic
    • Alexandroid
    • Alliterative
    • Blank Verse
    • Chant Royal
    • Clerihew
    • Rhupunt
    • Rondeau Redoublé
    • Rondel
    • Rubaiyat
    • Sapphic Verse
    • Shape Poems
    • Terza Rima
  • Great Poets
    • Geoffrey Chaucer
    • Emily Dickinson
    • Homer
    • Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
    • Dante Alighieri
    • John Keats
    • John Milton
    • Edgar Allan Poe
    • William Shakespeare
    • William Wordsworth
    • William Blake
    • Robert Frost
  • Love Poems
  • Contests
  • SCP Academy
    • Educational
    • Teaching Classical Poetry—A Guide for Educators
    • Poetry Forms
    • The SCP Journal
    • Books
No Result
View All Result
Society of Classical Poets
  • Poems
    • Beauty
    • Culture
    • Satire
    • Humor
    • Children’s
    • Art
    • Ekphrastic
    • Epic
    • Epigrams and Proverbs
    • Human Rights in China
    • Music
    • Performing Arts
    • Riddles
    • Science
    • Song Lyrics
    • The Environment
    • The Raven
    • Found Poems
    • High School Poets
    • Terrorism
    • Covid-19
  • Poetry Forms
    • Sonnet
    • Haiku
    • Limerick
    • Villanelle
    • Rondeau
    • Pantoum
    • Sestina
    • Triolet
    • Acrostic
    • Alexandroid
    • Alliterative
    • Blank Verse
    • Chant Royal
    • Clerihew
    • Rhupunt
    • Rondeau Redoublé
    • Rondel
    • Rubaiyat
    • Sapphic Verse
    • Shape Poems
    • Terza Rima
  • Great Poets
    • Geoffrey Chaucer
    • Emily Dickinson
    • Homer
    • Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
    • Dante Alighieri
    • John Keats
    • John Milton
    • Edgar Allan Poe
    • William Shakespeare
    • William Wordsworth
    • William Blake
    • Robert Frost
  • Love Poems
  • Contests
  • SCP Academy
    • Educational
    • Teaching Classical Poetry—A Guide for Educators
    • Poetry Forms
    • The SCP Journal
    • Books
No Result
View All Result
Society of Classical Poets
No Result
View All Result
Home Poetry Children's Poems

‘Runway Ready’: A Contemporary Nursery Rhyme by Tonia Kalouria

June 19, 2023
in Children's Poems, Poetry, Satire
A A
9
poem/kalouria/children's

.

Runway Ready

An Anorectic at a Playground

.
Scrawny, lean and teen Miss Annie
sat upon her bony fanny,
straddled ‘cross a teeter-totter,
filling up on Fibre Water.

From above, bungeed a spider,
claimed the empty seat as rider,
launching Ann like some machine,
Plop! Splat! onto a trampoline.

When she proudly shared the story,
she was truly in her glory!
Friends all swear they heard Ann say:
“That big fat spider made my day!”

.

.

Tonia Kalouria, a former Spanish teacher and “soap” actress, is now a poet in Chagrin Falls, Ohio. Her most recent—and rhyming—poems appear in Literary Veganism and Fox Hollow Stories, and two anthologies: Quoth the Raven and Poems from the Lockdown.

ShareTweetPin
The Society of Classical Poets does not endorse any views expressed in individual poems or commentary.
Read Our Comments Policy Here
Next Post
poem/robin/culture

'The Straight-Fishing, Straight-Talking Jiang Ziya' by Damian Robin

‘Pierrepoint on Capital Punishment’ by Joseph S. Salemi

'The Gallows': A Poem by Christopher Lindsay

poem/erlandson/culture

'Pharaoh’s Dream Redux': A Poem by Paul Erlandson

Comments 9

  1. Paddy Raghunathan says:
    2 years ago

    Really funny take on a nursery rhyme!

    Reply
    • Tonia says:
      2 years ago

      Thanks, Paddy! We need some levity nowadays, eh?

      Reply
  2. Roy Eugene Peterson says:
    2 years ago

    There is always a special place in my heart for such a cute and clever nursery rhyme! I presume there are more in your repertoire!

    Reply
  3. Paul Freeman says:
    2 years ago

    Nicely done, Tonia. You can’t beat a good nursery rhyme.

    Reply
  4. Joseph S. Salemi says:
    2 years ago

    There’s untapped wealth in nursery rhymes, and more poets should go to them — not just for material, but also for a sense of intense perception and concise expression.

    I love the anorectic Miss Annie with the bony fanny.

    Reply
  5. Tonia says:
    2 years ago

    Thanks, Paddy, Roy, Paul, and Joseph.
    We need some levity nowadays, eh?
    (PS: I tried individual replies, but some sort of gremlins.) Forgive, please.)
    Tonia

    Reply
  6. Cynthia Erlandson says:
    2 years ago

    “Bungeed spider” is such a clever phrase!

    Reply
    • Tonia Kalouria says:
      2 years ago

      Thank you, Cynthia! Tonia

      Reply
  7. Lushan says:
    2 years ago

    What is hardest is ones own inability to feel joy

    I wish annie were here with me eternally

    Btw no more heavey all light

    The Creator planned this out better than i will ever comprehend

    Last comment today evan

    Warmest regards
    And hi to my freinds

    Reply

Leave a Reply to Roy Eugene Peterson Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

  1. Margaret Brinton on ‘Sedona, Arizona’: A Poem by Margaret BrintonOctober 14, 2025

    To Thomas and Paul and Scott, Thank you , gentlemen, for reading my work and for your extremely supportive comments.…

  2. Scott Andrew Kass on ‘Sedona, Arizona’: A Poem by Margaret BrintonOctober 14, 2025

    The wording and flow of this poem make me really feel the 'subtle power source' the scene. You perfectly embody…

  3. Scott Andrew Kass on ‘Revisiting Antietam’: A Poem by Christopher FriedOctober 14, 2025

    There is certainly something strange driving Humankind to wage wars, but still respond to the innate animal fears to which…

  4. Scott Andrew Kass on ‘Song of Conquest’: A Poem by Scott KassOctober 14, 2025

    Indeed, building upward seems to have long been a trend to establish some kind of primitive superiority over the world…

  5. Scott Andrew Kass on ‘Song of Conquest’: A Poem by Scott KassOctober 14, 2025

    Yes! Ozymandias was a definitive inspiration for this poem. Whereas Shelley focused more on the futility of remaining in the…

Receive Poems in Your Email

Enter your email address to subscribe to this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Join 1,618 other subscribers
Facebook Twitter Youtube

Archive

Categories

Quick Links

  • About Us
  • Submit Poetry
  • Become a Member
  • Members List
  • Support the Society
  • Advertisement Placement
  • Comments Policy
  • Terms of Use

Welcome Back!

Login to your account below

Forgotten Password?

Retrieve your password

Please enter your username or email address to reset your password.

Log In
No Result
View All Result
  • Poems
    • Beauty
    • Culture
    • Satire
    • Humor
    • Children’s
    • Art
    • Ekphrastic
    • Epic
    • Epigrams and Proverbs
    • Human Rights in China
    • Music
    • Performing Arts
    • Riddles
    • Science
    • Song Lyrics
    • The Environment
    • The Raven
    • Found Poems
    • High School Poets
    • Terrorism
    • Covid-19
  • Poetry Forms
    • Sonnet
    • Haiku
    • Limerick
    • Villanelle
    • Rondeau
    • Pantoum
    • Sestina
    • Triolet
    • Acrostic
    • Alexandroid
    • Alliterative
    • Blank Verse
    • Chant Royal
    • Clerihew
    • Rhupunt
    • Rondeau Redoublé
    • Rondel
    • Rubaiyat
    • Sapphic Verse
    • Shape Poems
    • Terza Rima
  • Great Poets
    • Geoffrey Chaucer
    • Emily Dickinson
    • Homer
    • Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
    • Dante Alighieri
    • John Keats
    • John Milton
    • Edgar Allan Poe
    • William Shakespeare
    • William Wordsworth
    • William Blake
    • Robert Frost
  • Love Poems
  • Contests
  • SCP Academy
    • Educational
    • Teaching Classical Poetry—A Guide for Educators
    • Poetry Forms
    • The SCP Journal
    • Books

© 2025 SCP. WebDesign by CODEC Prime.

This website uses cookies. By continuing to use this website you are giving consent to cookies being used. Visit our Privacy and Cookie Policy.