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‘Leak’: A Poem by Leslie Lippincott Hidley

January 12, 2026
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court jester reading a book (public domain)

court jester reading a book (public domain)

 

Leak

Oh, versifyingʼs worthless unless you know the what and why
Of saying something deep and true, or of the moon and sky.

Now, nature doesnʼt interest me—no matter how celestial.
The music of the spheres to me, it doesnʼt sound orchestral.

Iʼm gloomy almost all the time, and so my verses whine;
My planets and my stars they tangle up and misalign.

There is no Muse of Doggerel reported by the Greeks;
Then who has cursed me with this knack for using these techniques?

I write in scans that donʼt exist, with rhyming incoherent,
And lines of thirteen syllables are clumpy and theyʼre errant

I write whatever is around, I donʼt go off and seek
Sublimity or rapture, at my best, Iʼm tongue-in-cheek.

Thatʼs not a good enough excuse to write a poem like this
But itʼs the best Iʼve got, and now I’m off to take… a leak?

 

 

Leslie Lippincott Hidley is retired from the safety business and lives in a small town in southern California. She has published poetry in Sparks of Calliope and other writing in the Ojai Quarterly and Ojai Monthly. She has just published her first long poem, “The Burglars’ Ball,” available on Amazon and a YouTube video of the same title. It’s a poem about a family of marauding raccoons and how they’re entertained by a boy and his grandfather.

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Comments 10

  1. Joshua Thomas says:
    9 months ago

    This one made me smile a fair bit. Thank you very much Leslie for bringing some cheer to my day.

    Reply
    • Leslie Hidley says:
      9 months ago

      I’m so glad! Thank you for mentioning it.

      Reply
  2. Julian D. Woodruff says:
    9 months ago

    You go, Leslie–that is to say, carry on with your witty remarks, in long lines or short.
    You won’t be taken seriously as a poet when
    You lack profundity (the only trait that rates a “10”).
    But a lot of readers will be glad you’re around.

    Reply
    • Leslie Hidley says:
      9 months ago

      Not to compare us but:

      Ogden Nash piled up a stash –
      That’s pretty serious stuff
      The profundity of a stack of cash
      Is quite profound enough!

      Reply
  3. Paul Freeman says:
    9 months ago

    Your poem cheered me up and made me smile, Leslie.

    Reply
    • Leslie Hidley says:
      9 months ago

      That’s so nice to hear. Thank you.

      Reply
  4. Jeff Kemper says:
    9 months ago

    There comes a time when nature matters little . . . that is, when nature calls. A good laugh is needed in these twisted times. Thanks, Leslie!

    Reply
    • Leslie Hidley says:
      9 months ago

      indeed!!! glad you laughed..

      Reply
  5. C.B. Anderson says:
    9 months ago

    This wasn’t just funny; it was hilarious. One stanza from you provides me with my recommended daily dosage of humor and good cheer. Don’t leave us, Leslie. Consider here your new home.

    Reply
    • Leslie Hidley says:
      9 months ago

      awwwww……… you are so kind.

      Reply

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