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. Nil Carborundum Illegitimi  On dismal days enswathe yourself in rays, Then flash your splash of sunrise with panache. Such...

. Free-Fall My life has been in free-fall since the day that I was born. __Through clouds and sunshine, I...

. Shear Wickedness He was black from his nose to the tip of his tail __But for irises of a...

. All Are Numbered Moving along the narrow grassy rows Under a sherbet sky, time seems to be The only...

. Satan’s Limericks on the Seven Deadly Sins Sepulchrum patens est guttur eorum; linguis suis dolose agebant: venenum aspidum sub...

. The Obsession of Emily Rose (A Cautionary Tale) Emily-May Matilda Rose, from the age of three, Acquired the habit...

. Resist Arrest Instead of Arresting Resistance In Denmark, something now is very rotten, As fetid as the food-scraps in...

. In Honor of Birthing Person's Day In gratitude and thanks I bless the one Who gave me life, who...

. The Song of Nina Jankowicz The lies burst ripe and rife today. __Their juice spurts forth with pride. The...

. A Sonnet for My Nephew Your mother held you first, and then your dad, And after that, the nurse....

. Revelation You never see suspects admitting their guilt, __Or partisans stating they lied. You’ll never hear soccer stars fearing...

. Douglas MacArthur, Et Al. Douglas MacArthur waded through the surf, Unafraid to lead his men in battle. Today, they’d...

. St. George Updated Our age old bold defender __Now an up to date transgender Is consorting with the witless...

. By George! By George, St. George! You really are a slouch. Arise, pick up your lance, eschew the couch....

. Remembering Ophelia His scathing tongue had thrust her to the edge. It nudged her through the willow’s sunless fringe....

. With Boots On Soon after break of day an old man comes Trudging along the thawing roads of Cottage...

. Hymn to Aurora  1 Aurora, rise and cast your curls Of daybreak through the vapor swirls To drape my...

. Support the Current Thing Don’t ponder on the horrors of our age. Don’t thumb through all those dusty history...

. The Merchant of Venice by William Shakespeare Classical Poets Student Edition Adapted by Evan Mantyk to retain the meaning...

. The Flowers' Easter Debate Palm Sunday is the Flowers’ Easter, the day when they honored Jesus Christ entering Jerusalem....

. Love’s Seasons In the heat of the night, when conditions are right, __Gentle lovers will cuddle and spoon. It’s...

. The Short-Lived Triumph of the Junior School's Health & Safety Officer The children wait in line to sanitize Their...

. The Simplest Way to Save the Earth The simplest way for us to save the earth Would be for...

. https://rumble.com/embed/vvm2wt/?pub=4 . Identity Crisis I used to think my body was all woman, My fruitful womb refused to be...

. From The Burkean: Icarus magazine currently holds the reputation of being Trinity College’s — if not Ireland’s — premier...

. Your poem can be serious, silly, or something in-between. List the “random words” you chose as your poem’s title...

. Dispiration I have nothing to say, Not a thought in my head. If I needed to pray There would...

. Not What He Thinks All my success An old friend said Has clearly gone Straight to the head. I’ll...

. Love Letter to a Spoon How fine thou art my silver spoon. Your neck as graceful as a swan....

. Slàinte! Today we’ll lift the Lenten limitations And don our Gaelic garb of kelly green. Bonhomie and glee and lush libations...

. On Sighting a Marsupial "Serve with: Turnip greens" —Joy of Cooking Opossums are so ugly that it isn’t clear...

. Two Poems for White Day On White Day, March 14, men in Japan present white gifts to women, in...

. Hermes, The Artisan Hermes, son and messenger of Jove, Surveyed the coast, where often he would rove, And found...

. Prudence Huntleigh, Head Librarian theme of “the proverbial uptight librarian” suggested by Brian Yapko She mans the front desk...

. Trudeau’s Canada Jab them all, Big and small. Small are buffer And must suffer. No opinions, Little minions. Cover...

. Poem Introduction Lewis Carroll (who lived 1832-1898 and was born Charles Lutwidge Dodgson) was a master at humorous wordplay...

.   The Pear Pit I fell into a pear pitupon a summer’s day.I fell into a pear pitand whiled...

. Bluer Skies after Ogden Nash Spring ain’t sprung, the grass ain’t growed, The fields ain’t fit for man nor...

. Everlasting I must admit, when I arrived in Hell I was surprised.  Not, as you might surmise, Because I...

. Nuclear Fusion written upon hearing of the UK's recent fusion energy breakthrough Those white-coated boffins in England, Have been...