An illustration featured in an 1894 issue of Puck magazine. (public domain)
Most networks now compete to be
the one perched at the apogee
of those to whom reality
is just a triviality.
Each one distorts the news we see
to push progressive policy
by splicing film selectively
and smearing those who disagree.
So many have fought worthily
to be picked as the agency
that edits most deceptively,
but none can beat the BBC.
Warren Bonham is a private equity investor who lives in Southlake, Texas.
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These are both excellent — wise and well done. Thanks for sharing them.
Mallika! Thanks for visiting and commenting. You know it means a lot to me.
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We have at least one of those in Texas running for the Senate. Your election advice is spot on!
Jeffrey, thank you for this contemplative work in Rhyme royal. The speaker's plea could leave the reader sad, but instead…
Great work Warren! I love the meter and rhyme combination, and the very apt message. Well done!
Thanks! Monorhyme is a risk. I’m glad it seemed to work here.
I’m glad the monorhyme seemed to work! It’s always a risk trying it.
Excellent, Warren. Thanks to your letting me know about this leadership change, I see the BBC hopes for a “smooth transition” to maintain commitment to its audience. That would seem to say, “More of the same.” And what a great idea to monorhyme your announcement, with more of the same rhyme in every line!
I had not yet seen the “smooth transition” statement. Sadly, I agree with your assessment. That does not bode well for the future.
Awesome work, I love how the three stanzas of the poem correspond with the 3 letter acronym, with every line ending being a rhyme of it. Way to go!
The way that BBC rhymes when you say it was what generated the monorhyme idea here. I’m very glad it resonated with you!
You express the truth in a very fun way, Warren! Though “none can beat the BBC”, you have beat them with humor.
I used to think that no one could beat CNN, the BBC has officially taken top prize. I’m glad you agree with the theme and enjoyed the way it was written.
Only Trump would have the courage to go after the smug bastards in the BBC. Now that he’s hit them hard, the controversy has exploded open in the U.K., and many Brits have been empowered to attack the organization publicly.
Courage is contagious.
The BBC got a lot of things wrong, but no one had the ability to make their legitimate grievances stick until the deceitful editing of the J6 speech. It’s great to see some accountability. I still have doubts about whether anything will really change behind the scenes, but at least, as you point out, many more people have been inspired to speak out.
Warren, your expertly monorhymed poem bout the BBC is creative and pointed.
I’m very glad that you agree and that you enjoyed it! More and more people are waking to the fact that blind trust in what the BBC says is unwise.
I like the monorhyme, Warren, and I approve this message. The dishonest are forever stepping in shit of their own making.
Thanks! I like your apt and poetic aphorism.
Warren, many of the British people have despaired over the distortions the BBC have indulged in for years. It has been revealed over and over that they’re downright deceptive to the point that many refuse to pay their licence fee. I do, however, think some of the nefarious channels over here are on a par with the British Bulls#%t Corporation. Thank you, as ever, for telling it like it is in thought-provoking poetry. You are a poet after my own heart.
Thanks for this neat little poem. Susan is right: the BBC has long ceased to be a trustworthy news source. I’m one of the people who no longer pays a licence fee (it’s legal, as long as you observe certain restrictions.) Your poem said what a lot of Brits are thinking.