Satire

. A Valedictorian’s Address at Harvard, about Claudine Gay written at the request of Brian Yapko, and in deepest appreciation...

. Symbolic Expression As polar opposites these days,The liberals and conservativesExpress opinions different ways. They rarely ever are in sync,Since Liberals...

. Woke Christmas We dream of Christmas like we used to know, With Santa Claus and sleigh rides in the...

. Goodwill Toward Men I’m reeling with the latest headline shock. The Mother of our Savior’s hit the skids. Her reputation’s...

. Love Nibbles and Bites He saw she was sad; deep inside, he was glad. He smiled, quite mild, and...

. Here We Go Again… by Joseph S. Salemi Oh dear… it looks like the hillbilly software salesman is having...

. The Anarchist’s Wish “all the great men in the world and all the nobility could be hanged, and strangled...

. Fartgates: Of Biden and Kerry That climate crap (no pun intended)They’re pushing is so much projection,A bellywash that’s open-endedFrom...

. A Harvard Education Who dares to say that Harvard in The present situation No longer is a purveyor of...

. Greta Thunberg Meets the Emerald Queen Part II of "The Emerald Queen: A Legend from the Future" One day...

. Unsocial Addictions Why do some people lie, brag, or act mean?It must pump them up, like a jolt of...

. If You Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter If solidified oil with chemical clutter That helps it look yellow and...

. You Might Be a Leftist Liberal Democratic Clone You might be a leftist liberal Democratic clone, If you think...

. A 2023 Survival Villanelle for Potentially Contentious Thanksgiving Gatherings Keep dinner chatter chirrupy and perky. Don’t prod the pachyderm...

. Interrogation at the Grassy Knoll: November 22, 1963 Who are you guys? We’re from the CIA. And you? I’m...

. Wishful Thinking The “investigation” widens of the traitorous crimes the Bidens __are and have been guilty of for years,...

. Fungible Assets A pint’s a pound the world around. Now, lay your oars athwart the gunwales And let your...

. Assorted Sonic Salads (i.e., Kamalisms) being the first installment of a repository of wisdom from the Vice President of...

. Free Press Our founding fathers fought the fight __to conquer tyranny. Once won, the Congress met to write __new...

. Israel: A Leftist's Guide Hamas atrocities? Don't say a word,To point them out would be an act of treason.A...

. Treasure in Heaven "Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moths and vermin destroy, and where...

. The Democratic Party Dressed for Halloween The Democratic Costume Party is held on Halloween With Hillary as Jezebel, the...

. Mike Burch Still Around? Good Lord, No… with apologies to J.C. Squire’s Ballade de l’Évolution Créatrice Strange beasts have...

. Excusing Evil A peaceful protest just took place, and some unlucky people died. Hamas just wanted more air space...

. The Life of the Party The commissar, in his most common clothes, Patrols the margins of their conversations, And...

. Be Careful What You Ask For “Genie, please make me a banana split.” Poof! “You are a banana split! Just...

. The Truth about Fall Colors  I am October’s most submissive bitch, And just when I believed I’d struck it...

. Avoidance I don’t sign up for group Zoom calls __With folks I know are boorish. I don’t go visit...

. Words of Wisdom  “The only true wisdom is knowing  you know nothing.” ---Socrates She knows the what. She knows...

. A Petless State after Katherine Philips' A Married State, 1664 A house with pets affords but little grace. The...

. A Leftist Rebukes Hamas Hey, Hamas, you silly dolts, You need to mow down more adults. Keep fighting for...

. Autumn in Pennsylvania in 2023 In response to Susan Jarvis Bryant’s poem on "Autumn in Texas" If Autumn is...

. Homage to the Cultural Contributions of Native Americans Columbus bumped into this wondrous land— Out of his ships came...

. Uninvited Guest A man came by my house one day. I smiled and said he couldn’t stay. He smiled...

. The Number 235: The Fall Sludge in extremis  ‘Twas on the 235 at Feltham Station, It happened in the...

. Not Alexa's President a pantoum on the news story here “The real risk with AI isn't malice but competence.” ...

. Late Changes Though older people may proclaim __That they intend to change, One should by no means find it...

. Victimhood & Narcissism . I. The Joy of Grief “To have a grievance is   to have a purpose in...

. Regional Biases We’ve all eaten dinners on china, But China’s now eating our lunch. A supper in South Carolina...

. Joey’s Doomed! The investigation widens of the traitorous crimes the Bidens __are---and have been---guilty of for years, As liberal...