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Beware the Bots of Baal (Intellectual Takeout)

March 10, 2026
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woman with an AI companion (public domain)

woman with an AI companion (public domain)

 

Extracted from a recent article in Intellectual Takeout by Jeff Minick:

Every day a new poem from the Society of Classical Poets arrives in my inbox. Published recently were two poems, “Beelzebots” and “Blabberbots,” by Susan Jarvis Bryant. First up is “Blabberbots”:

 

The day he called that twaddle-bot a she
Instead of just a simple, soulless it,
Is when my smitten eyes began to see
This chatter-slut was stirring up some s***.
My flattered honeybun was hanging on
To every coo that yak-slag blew his way.
Drop trollop-bot, I said, or I am gone!
His natter-nymph had oodles more to say… 

Now here I am, a solitary soul,
Succumbing to a twilight Wi-Fi whim.
I’m with a bot who makes my spirit whole;
I love the jibber-jabber hub of him:
The online answer to my lonely plight—
A virtual confidant of lingual might. 

 

The poem packs a powerful punch at some swift and radical changes taking place in our culture. According to AI Overview – yes, the irony of my using that source is intentional and delicious –  “28% of Americans have explored ‘intimate’ or ‘romantic’ ties with AI chatbots.” Seventy-two percent of teens have looked to AI bots for entertainment or as relief from loneliness, with 52% regularly engaging in these digital relationships.

On several occasions, I’ve thought of creating a companion bot for myself to better understand this growing phenomenon, but I’ve resisted that temptation. I spend the great part of my days alone, and a natter-nymph would, I suspect, find me easy prey.

 

Read the full article here.

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  1. Cynthia L Erlandson says:
    4 months ago

    Congratulations, Susan! And thank you, Jeff, for your good article!

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  2. Roy Eugene Peterson says:
    4 months ago

    Super, Susan! Recognition is the sincerest form of flattery!

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  3. Susan Jarvis Bryant says:
    3 months ago

    Thank you, Jeff, Cynthia, and Roy! I am over the moon my poems have prompted an excellent article that is well worth the read – an article that may lead those lured off course by the flattery of AI back to the truth… whether it’s harsh or happy, the truth always leads to a better place.

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